How does a Sardar Ji kill a bird?
He throws it off a cliff.
What does a Sardar Ji do when it gets cold?
A: Sits around a candle
What does he do when it gets really cold?
A: Lights it
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How do you make a Sardar Ji laugh on Friday?
A:Tell him the joke on Monday!