Q: Why can’t sardarjis make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A SARDARJI BUSY ALL DAY?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.
Q: How did the sardarji try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.
Q: Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!!
Q.What about the sardarji wife who gave birth to twins?
A.Her husband is out looking for the other man.
A sardarji was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he saw a sign that
said
“DISNEYLAND LEFT”. After thinking for a minute, he said to himself “oh well !”
and turned
around and drove home.
Aab ke hum bichrre to shayad kabhi khuaboon main millen…