A Sardarji, a Muslim, a Hindu and an American were flying. Suddenly the plane engine goes bad. So everybody is advised to jump. But they realise that there are no parachutes on the plane. Sardar being little bold thinks “saale marna to hai to, why not try something”. He unties his turban and holds the ends, making it like a parachute, and jumps out. luckily the idea works and he floats down like on a parachute. Seeing this Hindu pandit also opens his dhoti and does
the same, he also starts floating. Now Muslim also removes his kurta and does the same and he too starts floating. Now comes American’s turn. Poor chap is wearing a torn Bermudas and a tattered T-shirt. Anyway
he also removes them, ties everything up and jumps.
But it doesn’t hold and he starts falling very quickly. On the way to the ground he passes the Muslim, who says “Allah tumhari kher kare”, then he passes Pandit. Pandit says “Bhagwan tumhari raksha kare”. Now when he quickly passes the Sardarji, Sardarji says “accha race lagana hai, le phir” and he
leaves the turban.
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