A policeman was interrogating 3 SARDARS who were training to become
detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows
the first SARDAR a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.
“This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?” The first
SARDAR answers, "That’s easy, we’ll catch him fast because he only
has one eye!"
The policeman says, “Well…uh…that’s because the picture I showed
is his side profile.”
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the
picture for 5 seconds at the second SARDAR and asks his, “This is
your suspect, how would you recognize him?”
The second SARDAR smiles, flips his hair and says, “Ha! He’d be too
easy to catch because he only has one ear!” The policeman angrily
responds, "What’s the matter with you two??
Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it’s a
picture
of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the
third
SARDAR and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how
would you recognize him? He quickly adds, “Think hard before giving
me a stupid answer.”
The SARDAR looks at the picture intently for a moment and says,
“The suspect wears contact lenses.”
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn’t
know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
“Well, that’s an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes
while I check his file and I’ll get back to you on that.” He leaves
the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect’s file in his
computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
“Wow! I can’t believe it. It’s TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear
contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute
observation?”
“That’s easy,” the SARDAR replied. “He can’t wear regular glasses
because he only has one eye and one ear.”
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