Sardar jeeee im sorry :crying:

homosapien · January 27, 2003, 10:26pm

im not against sardarjees, but ppl keep sending me sardar jee jokes, so no offence to ne sardarjee.

A passerby watched two sardarjis in a park. One was digging holes
and the other was immediately filling them in again. Tell me,’ said the
passerby,‘What on earth are you doing?’ Well,’ said the digger, 'Usually
there are three of us. I dig the hole, Balwant plants the tree saplings and Gurpreet fills in the hole. Today Balwant is off ill, but that doesn’t mean Gurpreet and I get the day off, does it?

homosapien · January 27, 2003, 10:28pm

A Sardarji bought a new car. Next day he is driving his car to

office. On the way he was waiting for the Signal. Suddenly he opened

the door and got down. Then he went to the Traffic Police and asked

him, How much should I pay to turn right?' The Policeman was

astonished and asked, 'Why are you asking like this?' Then Sardarji

showed him the sign board which was in the corner of the road:'Free

Left Turn'

homosapien · January 27, 2003, 10:29pm

Jugnu Singh: I was born in the Punjab.

Harpal Singh: Oh really, which part?

Jugnu Singh: All of me, silly.

homosapien · January 27, 2003, 10:31pm

Jugnu Singh got up in the middle of the night to answer the
telephone.

"Is this one one one one?", says the voice. "No, this is eleven
eleven."

"Are you sure it isn't one one one one?"
"No, this is eleven eleven."

"Well, wrong number. I am Harpal calling, sorry to
have woken you up on the middle of the night."

"That's all right, mister. I had to get up to answer the telephone
anyway."

superglue · January 28, 2003, 5:10am

Re: Sardar jeeee im sorry

lol

Dilsay · January 28, 2003, 6:16am

lol

coOoLBreeze · January 28, 2003, 6:22am

hahahhaa
all are :k:

_TaNhAyAaN · January 28, 2003, 7:06am

LOL! :D

batameez · January 29, 2003, 12:24am

homosapien · January 30, 2003, 2:28am

^ thankoo thankoo yeverywon.... i will post more later on