You can be sure the person is Sardar when he:
puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to makeup his mind.
gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
tries to drown a fish in water.
thinks socialism means partying.
trips over a cordless phone.
takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
at the bottom of the application where it says “Sign Here” he puts
“Sagittarius.”
studies for a blood test and fails.
sells the car for gas money.
misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, “Airport left”,he turns
around and goes home.
gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.
He is the one in the submarine with a parachute on his back.
Human Soul is so made up when it fires up it vansihes the impossiblities
