Sardar jee......

One day while Santa Singh was out driving his car, he ran into a truck.
The truck’s driver made him pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told Santa to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to Santa car and slashed the tyres.
Santa started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed santa
windshield. This time Santa laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all him windows and keyed his car. Santa is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks him what’s so funny.

Santa giggled and replied, ‘When you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!’


“Within you I lose myself
Without you I find myself
Wanting to be lost again.”

lol

That was so pathetic!

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and more…

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Sometimes I think that the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson, American Cartoonist

Hey!Asma44

You've got a really interesting signature.


For as thou urgest justice, be assur'd Thou shalt have justice more than thou desir'st

lol

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such a scornful pity

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