Sardarji calls Air India.
“How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?”
“Just a sec,” says the rep.
“Thank you.” says the Sardarji and hangs up.
Sardarji is buying a TV.
"Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."
Good one msaqibj*****
A patriotic sardarji was walking and saw the tricolour fluttering. He promptly stopped in his tracks and saluted the flag.
A passer-by saw him and asked him: "Why do you salute this flag? It has got saffron for the Hindus, green for the Muslims and white for the others.
There is nothing for the Sikhs.".
The sardar Replied
"Oee eh Danda tere Pyao da hai!"