A sardarji with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, ;I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I cidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.;
Oh Dear!; the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
But … what happened to the other ear?;
The scoundrel called back.;
HE SHOULD HAVE CALLED ONCE AGAIN