***Judge: Iss Sardar ke dono kaan kat do. ***
***Sardar: Nahi mai andha ho jaunga. ***
***Judge: Bewakoof kaan katne se andha kaise honge” ***
Sardar: Phir mai chasma kaise pehnunga?
Re: Sardar jee…
Another one…
one day a judge ask the thief in the court:
„are you not a shame to come to the court almost every month“
the thief said “you should be ashamed sir you come here everyday“
Re: Sardar jee…
One more:
Mom: Soja varna GABBAR aajaiga
Boy: pehle 100 rupeye do
Mom: “kyoun”?
Boy:"varna main Papa ko bata dunga
mere sone k baad gabbar aata hai
…
Re: Sardar jee…
*SARDAR:In my dreams,MONKEYS play Footbal every night
DOCTOR:Take this Medicin from tonight.
SARDAR:Can I start frm 2moro bcoz 2nite is d FINAL *
Re: Sardar jee…
***HOW WILL YOU DIVIDE 3 CHILDEREN ?
Santa and his wife filed divorce in court.
Judge: how will you divide your 3 children ?
Santa thought and replied: Ok, then we will apply next year***
:D
(The wife starts praying for twins)
Re: Sardar jee....
LOLZ................GREAT....tfs shez really good