Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the
road…why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming
back from the
office
Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees
inside and
closes it.
Wife observes the whole episode.Again he comes and
does the same
stuff. Wife
askes Why are you doing this? Sardar replies: Doc
told to check
sugar level
regularly
What is the full form of singh: Ssardar
Iinsaan Nnahi Ggadha Hhai.
Angry sardarOye mein is duniya ko mita dunga mita
dunga mita
dunga.
Another sardar standing besides said mein tujhe
rubber nahi dunga.
Santa singh: Can u spell a word that has more than
100 letters in
it?
Banta singh: Post office.
Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says,"
break nahi mar
sakta tha
kya?
Sardar replies “break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar
di…”
Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par
bar bar
idharudhar
chalte the, woh kya soch rahe
honge…think…
“SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI”
Sardar:Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur
woh bhi ulte.
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to
muje sirf awaaz
sunai
deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
Sardar jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the, achanak ek
sardar jhad se ulta
latak ke
gaane
laga, dusre ne pucha ki ulta kyon latka ho,
Sardar bola oye side “B” gaa raha hun.
Sardarni asks her lover,“Santa dear, if we get
engaged, will u give
me a
ring?”
“Sure” replies santa. “Whats ur phone no?”
koi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha
tha ki achanak
bijli
chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui dukhi
aadmi bola:
Lagta hai
pahunch gai.
How do you fit 30 sardars in a Maruti 800 ?
Throw a 100 rupee note inside
posted before?