Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardar: Oyee ullu De PUTAR _ _ _ EVERY YEAR
Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English.
Sardar wrote: ’ Beautiful Red Underware’
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi