Sardar Jee Jokes

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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Prince** Charles****** & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, “Pass the wine you divine”.
Sardar thinks “how poetic?”
Sardar says, “Pass the custard you *******”.

Boss : I am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k.
Sardar: U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k. …but??
How much is DRIVING salary…?

Sardar’s theory: Moon is more important than Sun; coz it gives light at night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!

2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
YES…NO…YES…NO…YES…NO…

Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says, “Chal”, it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, “chal”, it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, “Chal…” Finally he wrote the conclusion…
… “After all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf…”

2 Sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar 1: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sardar 2: Aaho, lorry number is also written…BC 1760!!!..

A Sardar at an interview for the post of a detective.
Interviewer: who killed********?
Sardar: Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating…

A Sardar for an exam had studied only one essay ‘FRIEND’, but in the exam the essay which came was ‘FATHER’. He replaced friend with father in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE
FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.

Interviewer: whats your qualification?
Sardarji: Sir I am PhD.
Interviewer: what do you mean by PhD?
Sardarji: (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY…

Amitab: In which state Cauvery flows?
Sardar: liquid state…
Audience clapped… Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS…****

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:cb:

Guppy/Guppan with the most impressive Andaaz-e-Bayan
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:rotfl:
beycharey sardars:hehe:

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sardarss ki tu baja dee tum logon ne hahahahahah

Guppy/Guppan with the most impressive Andaaz-e-Bayan
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:omg:

Aaj Kiss Baat Par Gussa Aaya ??????
Aaj Kiss Baat Par Gussa Aaya ??????
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:omg:

:omg:

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:omg:

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I know this thread is dedicated to SARDARJEES but the apended also bears the traits of Sardarjee:)

Enjoy........

Presidential Toilet

Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a get acquainted tour of the White House.

After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked President Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to see that President Clinton had a solid Gold urinal.

That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal.
"Just think," he said, "when I am President, I could have a gold urinal, too. But I wouldn't do something so self-indulgent! "

Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery of the fact that, in his private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.

That evening, when Bill and Hillary finished their meal, Hillary smiled, and said to Bill: "I found out who pissed in your saxophone."

I was Thinking .................
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:omg:

I was Thinking .................
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***Finally he wrote the conclusion…
… “After all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf…” ***
:omg:

What food?
What food?
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Hahahahahahahaha @ arjay :rotfl:

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That evening, when Bill and Hillary finished their meal, Hillary smiled, and said to Bill: “I found out who pissed in your saxophone.”
Great sardar tu kuch bhi nahi is ky agy:rotfl:

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DOCTOR (to sardarjee) : *"Array.....Aap aur Aapki Biwi Ka...Blood Group AIK hee Hai !"*
SARDARJEE (disdainfully) : *" Sachh Keinday Ho Tussi.....Purray Pacchees Saal Se Mere Khoon Jo Choos Rahee Hai"*

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^ :rotfl: