A Sardar is travelling to Gwalior by train. In the same compartment is a beautiful Sardini. They both start talking, and find out that
they have a lot in common.
Both are Single
Both are going to Gwalior
Both are School teachers
Both are starting a new Job at the Scindia School Gwalior
They seem to hit it off, and decide to be roommates in Gwalior and make a pact that they would do everything together. So they
live in the same house, travel to school together on the Sardar’s scooter, have lunch in the Staff Room together, return home
together. Watch TV, eat dinner share the same bedroom and … EVEN share the the same bed
The only problem- The Sardarni places a pillow between them at bedtime, much to the frustration of the Sardar; who spends many
a sleepless night with this most desirable beauty besides him, separated by the Pillow.
The Sardar’s frustration has built up to such an extent that he can take it no more, and seeks solace in Drink. He takes off from
school one day leaving the Sardarni on her own- she’s quite upset, but makes it home by Auto. The pact has been broken and she
decides to not open the Door for the Sardar when he gets home at about 2 A.M - Drunk.
The Sardar knocks on the Door for about 20 minutes and pleads with his roommate to let him, but she would have none of it.
“kitthe gaya se” she says from behind the door “sab kuch katthe karan da vaida kita se- aj raat bahar hee sau”
“jai tu darwaza nahin kholenge, mai vede de kand tup ke andar aa javan ga”
(if you don’t open the door, I’ll jump over the courtyard wall)
The Sardarni replies “char maheene ho gaye, ek sarhana taan tu tup nahin sakya- kand ke tuppen ga”
(you haven’t managed to jump over a pillow in the last four months, and you’re talking about jumping over a wall)
dil…dilseee