Re: Sardar J
**Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deta hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Doctor : Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
One day a sardarji talking with his friend…
Sardarji: We have to learn telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with my child.
Friend: Is it! Why?
Sardarji: We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months.
A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but I couldn’t answer the past tense of think.
Friend: What did u wrote?
Sardar: I thought & thought & finally I wrote ‘thunk’.
SARDAR: (biwi se) Koi aisi baat kaho mujhse ke mere pair zameen par na rahe.
BIWI: Tujhe phansi kyu nahi laga lende.
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