lol this is the sardar j i will post all the sardar jokes here
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A sardar married to a short girl.people asked to sardar why you married such a short girl. He replied our guru gee says maseebat jitni choti ho utna he acha hota hay.
ok i dont know if this one is allowed or not but this is funny
WHY WAS SARDAR JEE ARRESTED IN A POLITICAL RALLY. BECOZ HE SAW A GIRL GOING AROUND WITH A BADGE ON HER CHEST WHICH SAID"PRESS" AND SARDAR JEE PRESSED IT
a sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question. interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee? Sardar : Thanks for giving me the job i will investigate.
In aptitude test River Kaveri is in which state? Sardar: liquid state.
Sardar Get Engaged with girl, soon he came 2 know she had no affair b4, he brokn the relation every 1 asked the reason!He said “JO KISI OR KI NA HO SAKI WOH MERI KIA HOGI”
ok i dont know if this one is allowed or not but this is funny
WHY WAS SARDAR JEE ARRESTED IN A POLITICAL RALLY. BECOZ HE SAW A GIRL GOING AROUND WITH A BADGE ON HER CHEST WHICH SAID"PRESS" AND SARDAR JEE PRESSED IT
**Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deta hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Doctor : Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
One day a sardarji talking with his friend…
Sardarji: We have to learn telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with my child.
Friend: Is it! Why?
Sardarji: We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months.
A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but I couldn’t answer the past tense of think.
Friend: What did u wrote?
Sardar: I thought & thought & finally I wrote ‘thunk’.
SARDAR: (biwi se) Koi aisi baat kaho mujhse ke mere pair zameen par na rahe.
BIWI: Tujhe phansi kyu nahi laga lende.
funny