One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor building when a man came running in to his office and
shouted “Santa Singh your daughter Preeto just died in an accident” Sardarji was in panic.Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window. While coming down when he was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn’t have a daughter named Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married.When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Santa Singh.
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mann though i am not a sikh but if such thing can happen in real life , its gonna happen to me
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My strength is the strength of ten because my heart is pure…
Doh! That’s just crazy!
Why dear? Is everythign ok?
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I was born with a defective eye 
okey?? nahh.. for a man who took 5 mins to remember his name and phone no , its just not okey
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My strength is the strength of ten because my heart is pure…
hahaha Nice one
poor sardar ji’s kya gunah kya tha in lokon nain jo in ko yeh saza mil rahi hay
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Insanity – a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world
Lol
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LOVE: The irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.