Sardar sherrybaba is buying a TV. “Do you have color TVs?”
“Sure.”
“Give me a green one, please.”
sardar sheraz calls PIA. “How long does it take
to fly to lahore?”
“Just a sec,” says the rep.
“Thank you.” says sheraz and hangs up.
EMPLOYMENT..
confused was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc.
Then he came to the column “Salary Expected” : He was not sure as to that to be filled there.
after much thought he wrote : Yes
CROCODILE BOOTS..
ammar proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one . He walks over the reptile, checks its
legs and angrily xlaims “71st and again barefeet!”
watcher goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, “What is that shiny object?”
The clerk replies, “That is a thermos flask.” The sardar then asks, “What does it do?” The clerk responds, “It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold.”
The watcher says, “I’ll take it!”
The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos. His sardar boss sees him and asks,“What is that shiny object with you?”
He said, “It’s a thermos flask.” The boss then says,“What does it do?” He replies,
It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The boss said, “Wow, what do you have in it?” The sardar replies, “Two cups of coffee and a coke.”
Sheraz singh happened to be in a queue at a
railway station ticket counter with a man ahead
of him. ‘Ek Punjab mail dena’, (Give me one
for the punjab mail) demanded the man in front.
He was given a ticket. (*** Punjab mail is
name of the train **) Then came the turn of
Sheraz singh ,’ Ikk Punjab female dena ’ ‘What
do you mean by punjab female?’ asked the clerk
‘it is for my wife’, replied Sheraz singh.
"The greatest trick that the devil played was to convince that he doesn’t exist"movie-Usual Suspect