1)
Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hain?
Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hain…
2)
Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.
**Sardar: The future tense is “you will go to jail”. **
**3)
Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, **
**Shopkeeper ne Flag dikhaya, **
**Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao. **
**4)
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks and thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: **
**I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me. O’ bolo ta ra ra. **
5)
Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itni kya barha di..?
**Biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hain, Exident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hain. **
**6)
Angry sardar- Oye main is duniya ko mita dunga - mita dunga- mita dunga. **
Another sardar standing besides said main tujhe rubber nahin dunga…
**7)
One fine day a girl proposed to a sardar and the sardar denied simply saying that
- in our family we marry only with our relatives
My grandfather married my grandmother !
My mom married my dad !!
My brother married my bhabhi !!!
My sister married my jijajee !!!
My uncle married my aunt !!!
And So On…So please excuse me, said Sardarji. **
**8)
Sardar watching “Sholay” in cinema hall:
Veeru: “basanti in kutto ke aage mat naachna!” **
sardarji was sitting with his dog in the theater, says: “saali naachegi kaise nahin,
kutte ka bhi ticket liya hai…”:bhangra: hope u all like them BEING LONELY
