assalamoalikum 
Santa Singh and Banta Singh were always boasting of their parents achievements to each other.
Santa singh : ‘Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?’
Banta singh : ‘Yes, I have’
Santa singh : ‘Well, my father dug it.’
Banta singh : ‘That’s nothing, have you ever heard of the Dead Sea?’
Santa singh : ‘Yes, I have.’
Banta singh : ‘Well, my father killed it.’
