Sardar & Elephant

Ek baar ek sardaar ne haathi(elephant) khareeda, per uske paas use khilane ke liye kharcha uthaana mushkil pad gaya to usne ek contest shuru kiya, Contest mein per entry 500 Rs rakhe aur uske inaam 10,000 Rs tha, Uski shart thi ki koi bhi haathi ko Chaaro pairo hawa mein utha ke uchchalwa(make jump with all 4 legs in air) dega use inaam milega…

Kai log aaye aur kar nahi paaye tabhi ek doosra sardaar aaya aur uske haath mein ek Bat tha usne wo Bat jor se haathi ke Tatto (balls) per ghuma ke mara, Aur haathi hawa mein uchchhal gaya, ab pehle wale sardar ko use paise chukaane pade, Phir bhi usne bahut kama liya tha isliye usne contest badal diya ab usne shart rakhi ki jo bhi haathi ka sir haa aur naa mein hila dega use inaam milega…

Contest mein kai logo ne hissa liya, phir wahi doosra sardar aaya aur usne Haathi se poochha,“Mujhe Pehchaana?”

Haathi ne haa mein sir hila diya.

Doosre sardaar ne phir Poochha, " Doobara karoo kya?"

Haathi ne Sir hilaaya nahi

Re: Sardar & Elephant

I love it.

dunno what's funnier, the thought of the elephant or the fact that a sardar is somehow involved