On getting the news that 99 Sardars from Hira Mandi were killed at Lahore railway station in a train accident,the GEO news men immediately rushed to the spot.All they found was out of 100 Sardars ,only one survived without any injury and the newsmen decided to ask him abt the incident.
News person: Satsri Akal,what happened BHAI?
sardar :oyye,while we were standing on the platform we heard the news that train was coming to the platform and my people thought the train was coming on to the platform so they all jumped to the railway track to save their lives.
News person:Bismillah,but you survived without any injury and thats really surprising
Sardar:pai@#hvp^&*a ,I came here for committing suicide.
