One day, while a sardar was out driving his car, he ran into a truck.
The truck’s driver made him pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told the sardar to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to the sardar’s car and slashed the tires.
The sardar started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed the sardar’s windshield.
This time the sardar laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all of the sardar’s windows and keyed his car.
The sardar is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks him what’s so funny.
The sardar giggles and replies, “When you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!”