sardar beggar

One day in Canada a white beggar is holding a bowl for money. another poorly dressed sardar right beside him is also holding a bowl. A white businessman passes by them and drops a handful of quarters in the white guy’s bowl but a handful of pennies in the sardar’s bowl..

The next day the businessman passes by them again and once again he drops a handful of quarters in the white guy’s bowl and a handful of pennies in the sardar’s bowl. The next day however, the businessman drops a handful of nickels in the white guy’s bowl as well as the sardar’s bowl.

The day after that the businessman drops a handful of nickels in the white guy’s bowl and a handful of quarters in the sardar’s bowl. The fourth day the businessman drops a handful of dollars in the sardar’s bowl and a handful of pennies in the white guy’s bowl. By this time the businessman notices that the white beggar is looking better indeed than he used to be but the sardar is as he always was.

The fifth day the businessman drops a handful of pennies in both the white guy’s and sardar’s and irritatedly asks the sardar: “can’t you ever buy yourself a perfume and get a shave with what you already have”?

Infuriated, the sikh gets off the concrete sidewalk and opens up his dirty jacket showing its inside.. the businessman peeks in to see a tag inside the jacket that says “Manjeet Singh” and bills his profession as “government services for keeping the city clean”.. the businessman is still confused. The sikh then takes out all the money from his bowl and the businessman takes a peek in the bowl. The bowl’s inside says “Dog owners please relieve your companions here”

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How is that a joke?

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do u reely throw away ur money in a dog toilet? i didn’t kno that :confused:

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what the.....

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oooook then...

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i'm offended by this.

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^ sure u have a right to be offended!

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go get a life retro guy and get a good life this time

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and so may you.. it’s a joke i made up entirely myself and u guys can’t even take a bit of it, what losers :naraz:

anyhow there are other jokes i posted which are indeed better than this.. plz check 'em out (“parrot joke” and “short pakistani jks”)

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Guys and girls this joke is very easy to get:
retroguy02 and his friends made this joke...
And they think it's funny :D

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now that’s my boy:dhimpak:

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Here is one.

Santa & Banta, go to the bank to open an account, while waiting, the bank gets robbed, the robbers line everyone against the wall, and one by one ask all to take out there wallets, jewllery etc etc. Before they get to Santa & Banta, Santa, without getting noticed by the robbers slowly takes something out of his pocket and slips it into Bantas pocket, and says :-
''Banta this is the 50 rupees I owe you''