**Sardar Bus K Uper Khara Tha
Raste Mai Tufaan Ayea
Uski Dhooti Urr Gai
Phir Bijlee Chamki
Sardar: “Khochi Ek To Humhara Dhooti Cheen Liya Uper Se Photo Bhi Lay Liya” :o
**
Re: Pathan Aur Dhooti
dude its not pathan who wear dhooti.
Its panjabis.
Re: Sardar Aur Dhooti
U mentioned Sardar in the joke and just to let u know pathans speak like this not Sardars, and yeah as JK said, punjabis wear dhoti and ive never seen any pathan in dhoti.
so joke in a joke lolz
btw it was a good one
thanks
Good one...
U mentioned Sardar in the joke and just to let u know pathans speak like this not Sardars, and yeah as JK said, punjabis wear dhoti and ive never seen any pathan in dhoti.
so joke in a joke lolz btw it was a good one thanks
For all these reasons this joke is a joke.
LOL.
U mentioned Sardar in the joke and just to let u know pathans speak like this not Sardars, and yeah as JK said, punjabis wear dhoti and ive never seen any pathan in dhoti.
so joke in a joke lolz btw it was a good one thanks
dhoti in pishawar = aa bail meri mar
LOLzzzzzzzzzzz
now that is funny.
Re: Sardar Aur Dhooti
Abey keeray na nikaalo bus hasso :(
Lol Peshawar ka Sardar. :D
A Sardar, a German and a Pakistani got arrested consuming alcohol which is
a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so
for the terrible crime they are all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip.
As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik announced:
"It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to
allow each of
you one wish before your whipping."
The German was first in line; he thought for a while and then said:
"Please tie a pillow to my back."
This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes & the German had to be
carried away bleeding and crying with pain.
The Pakistani was next up. After watching the German in horror he said
smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back."
But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes & the Pakistani was also led
away whimpering loudly.
The Sardar was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the
Sheikh turned to him and said:
"You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your culture is one
of
the finest in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"
"Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness," Sardar replied..
"In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not
20,
but 100 lashes."
"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also
very brave." The Sheik said with an admiring look on his face.
"If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it." And what is your
second
wish?" the Sheik asked.
Sardar smiled and said, "Tie the Pakistani to my back" !!!
Re: Sardar Aur Dhooti
was sardar a GAY?
A Sardar, a German and a Pakistani got arrested consuming alcohol which is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime they are all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip.
!!!
It is such an old joke that it stinks more than a dead horse now.
Re: Sardar Aur Dhooti
He must have been a pathan sardar.. :D
Re: Sardar Aur Dhooti
A Sardar went hunting one day in Ontario and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by a pakistani game warden named Iqbal Butt, who didn't like Sardars. The game warden ordered the Sardar to show his hunting license, and the Sardar pulled out a valid Ontario hunting license.
The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, "This duck ain't from Ontario.This is a Quebec duck. You got a Quebec huntin' license,boy?"
The Sardar reached into his wallet and produced a Quebec hunting license. The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said "This ain't no Quebec duck. This duck's from Manitoba. You got a Manitoba license?"
The sardar reached into his wallet and produced a Manitoba hunting license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said, "This ain't no Manitoba duck. This here duck's from Nova Scotia. You got a Nova Scotia huntin' license?"
Again the Sardar reached into his wallet and brought out a Nova Scotia hunting license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the Sardar "Just where the hell are you from?"
The Sardar smiled turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said, "You tell me, you're the expert."
Professor: Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA
Professor: For sodium?
Sardar: NA
Professor: What will we get if 1 atom of Barium and 2 atoms of Sodium combined?
Sardar: BANANA
Hitler “There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Sardar "Ab bolne se kiya fayidah? Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”
Teacher: Story sunao
Sardar: Ek din hum unkay ghar gaye to woh soye howay thay phir ek din wo hamare ghar aye to hum soye howa thay.
Moral of the story: Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay
Do Sardaron ko do bombs miley,
Pehla Sardar, "chal police ko day kay aatey hain."
Doosra Sardar, "agar koi bomb rastay main phat gia to?"
Pehla Sardar, "koi gal nahee jhoot bol dain gay kay eik hee mila tha"
A sardar prays everyday for 2 hours, "Hey VaheGuru meri lottery lagady."
After so many years VaheGuru angrily appeared & said, "O'Khotay ek vari ticket tay lay lay"
Sardar smiled and said, "Tie the Pakistani to my back" !!!
at the Sardar "Just where the hell are you from?" The Sardar smiled turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said, "You tell me, you're the expert."
Dude told you, your sardar is GAY.