Sardar and lotto

A Sardarji finds himself in trouble. He’s so desperate that he decides to ask Bhagwan for help.

He goes into the temple and begins to pray… “Oh Bhagwan, please help me, I’ve lost my business and if I don’t get some money, I’m going to lose my
house as well, please let me win the lotto”.

Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it.

The Sardarji goes back to the temple…
“Bhagwan, please let me win the lotto, I’ve lost my business, my house and I’m going to lose my car as well”.

Lotto night comes and the Sardarji still has no luck!!

Back to the temple…
“My Bhagwan, why have you forsaken me? I’ve lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving..
I don’t often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won’t you just let me win the lotto this
one time so I can get my life back in order???”.

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the sky parts open and the Sardarji is confronted by the voice of Lord :

“SARDARJI, BUY THE DAMN TICKET FIRST”.


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Jahaan Jahaan hay dushmani, sabab meen hoon
Jahaaan Jahaan hay mayra ehteram, Tum say hay
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this was posted here last month too...

racist, inconsiderate and shallow attempt at making fun of sardars.... not funny at all... we should be less narrow minded...

thanks

ur cheese god loves u ppl


i will cry for u
i will steal for u
i will kill for u
i will get on ma knees and hands and beg ma love for u
i will take this knife and bleed my aching heart out for u
i will sell ma soul for somthing pure and true
some one like U.

dont care about this jerk’s comments…

very funny

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never heard this one before…

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good one …

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mairay dill mairay mussafir

Dil pay mut lo bhai itst JUST a JOKE … wasiey sardaroon meen scientific names bhee hote heen ? like alpha…gamma…zeeta…blan blan ?

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Jahaan Jahaan hay dushmani, sabab meen hoon
Jahaaan Jahaan hay mayra ehteram, Tum say hay
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LOL ....


Scorpion King

hahahahaha,
phunny

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