A Sardarji is travelling on a plane, and the passenger sitting next to him is the Chess Grand Master Gary Kasporov. The journey is really long and boring so Gary Kasporov says to the sardar, “Sardarji, wanna play a game of chess for a 100 bucks?” and the sardar goes, “U think I’m a sardar and hence stupid, but I’m not that stupid afterall, I know u are Gary Kasporov and U will kick my butt in chess, no thanks I don’t wanna lose a 100 bucks” so Gary Kasporov says, “Alright sardarji, how about I give u a lil handycap, how about I will only play with my left hand, and U can play with both your hands” The sardar thinks a little and agrees to play, and of course within four moves Gary kills the sardar. So the plane lands and our poor sardar all pissed off at Gary meets his sardar friend who came to the airport to pick him up. He asks whats wrong and the sardar tells him the whole story, after which he goes, “You sure are a jackass afterall, don’t you know Gary Kasporov is a lefty” !!
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