Sardar and friends

In a party one of Zail Singh’s friends asked him How many chappathis he could eat in an empty stomach. Zail replied “Seven”. Then his friend told him “When U eat the first chappathi your stomach is no longer empty..
Then how can U eat seven ??”. Zail was impressed by this tricky question. So as soon as he went back home he asked his wife "
How many chappathis can you eat in an empty stomach ??". She replied “Five”.
Then Zail told “Darn!! If only you had told seven I had a nice reply for it”

wo meharbaaN hai tho ikraar kyooN nahiN kartha

[This message has been edited by Akif (edited December 23, 2000).]

lolz


The first time Adam had a chance, he laid the blame on women-Nancy Astor

This looks like a sardar joke!!

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