There was this Sardar researching on Bull Frogs ability to jump. He gets a Bull Frog, puts it down on the ground and shouts:
Jump Bull Froggy Jump
The frog leaps a great 25 feet …
The Sardar very pleased … open his notebook and writes down … “Four Feet Bull Froggy Jump 25 Feet”
The Sardar, chops off one of the Bull Frogs foot and again puts him on the ground:
Jump Bull Froggy Jump
The frog still leaps a great 20 feet …
The Sardar anxiously writes down in his notebook … “Three Feet Bull Froggy Jump 20 Feet”
The Sardar, chops off another foot of the Bull Frog and again puts him on the ground:
Jump Bull Froggy Jump
The poor frog manages to leap 16 feet …
The Sardar writes down in his notebook … “Two Feet Bull Froggy Jump 16 Feet”
He repeats his action again … and writes in his notebook “One Foot Bull Froggy Jump 8 Feet”
Finally, he puts down a footless Bull Frog on the ground:
Jump Bull Froggy Jump
Nothing happens
Jump Bull Froggy Jump !!!
Nothing happens
Jump Bull Froggy Jump !!! Jump …
Nothing happens
The Sardar concludes his research and pens down … "End of Research … No Feet Bull Froggy … Absolutely Deaf Cant understand WHY?
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[This message has been edited by LooksCanKill (edited December 14, 2001).]