once a sardar was going for a post graduate degree psychology. once his friend asked him how is the studying going. He said all things are just fine except psychology i just cant understand it. His friend said it is very easy let me give you an example. Do you have a fish tank sardaar said yes .
friend: then it means you have fish in it.
Sardar: oh yes!!
friend: Do you feed them ??
Sardaar: Oh yes early in the morning?
Friend: that means someone wakes up early in your house.
Sardaar: oh yes My wife does!!
Friend: So this means your wife also worship in the morning!
sardaar: yes to y GURU!!
Friend: that means you are a sardaar.
Sardaar: Oh man i got it now thank you.
The other day sardaar told his other sardaar friend about his acomplishments in psychology. His sardaar friend said give me an example.
Sardaar: Do you have a fish tank??
Sardaar friend: No
Sardaar: Oey tu tey fir Sardaar hi nahin!!!
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Once a man came in to a bar with his pet alligator. he told everybody to look at him and told them that he would get his hand in to this alligator's mouth and the alligotor will close his mouth and then after 5 mins i will hit it with a bear bottle and he will realease me how much can u guyz pay me for a bet ?? a guy said i ll pay 500$ .. The guy took his hand in to alligotor's mouth and after 5 mins he hit it with a beer bottle in a head and it released his hand and was safe and sound and collected 500$ reward and said again if someone else would want to try i ll give him 1000$ for it if he pulls it off. The bar was silent until a sardaar from the corner got up and said ill give it a try but dont hit me in the head with that beer bottle.
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once a sardaar came to a doctor with two badly burned and red ears.
Doctor: What happened??
Sardaar: I was pressing the clothes when the telephone rang. Instead of phone i touched the iron to my ear!!
Doctor: SO what happened to the other ear??
Sardaar: THat Damn Caller called again!!
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once a sardaar, very fed up with his jokes in india migrated to pakistan and met PM in his office here. and said i am very fed up with all the jokes in india i hope that the people dont consider me stupid here too. PM said no you are not stupid we have the real stupid guys around here let me give you an example. PM called his driver and said go and check at my home whether i am there or not. The driver swiftly got the car out from PM's office and drove towards PM's home. PM said look sardaar ji how stupid he is.. Sardaar said yeah he is stupid alright. Why burning the fuel He could have just called at your home and asked about it.
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3 sardaar's were taking training of detectives. They were shown a picture of a suspect and were asked as to how they will recognize him when they dont have a photo. 1st sardaar said it is very easy the suspect has one eye and one ear. The invigilator said offcouse your can see one eye and one ear because it is taken from a side. 2nd sardaar gave the same answer as first one. but 3rd sardaar said the suspect wears contact lenses. The invigilator was stumpted as he himself didnt knew it ... as he went through the suspect's file he found that he really wear contacts. Invigilator was impressed and asked how did you know that from a picture. Sardaar said it was easy as the suspect cannot wear regular glasses with one eye and one ear.
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3 co-workers worked on the 34th floor in a construction site. one was american, one was canadian and one was a sardaar. at lunch time when all of them opened their lunch.. the american said same old peanut butter and jelly sandwich if my wife made this again tomorrow i ll jump from here. Canadian opened his lunch and also found peanut butter sandwich and said the same thing. Sardaar opened his lunch and found desi ghi wala parathas and he said oh that damn thing again ill jump off this building if my wife packed this in my lunchbox tomorrow.
Well the american,canadian and sardaar find the same thing as there were yesterday in their lunch boxes and they jumped and died.
American guy wife was madly crying and saying if you would have told me i could have packed something else. Same was the case with canadian's wife.
But sardaar wife was standing still. Someone asked her why did you packed him same old lunch .. she said i dont know a heck about it ..... as always sardaar himself packed and made the lunch.