Saradar ji Jokes !!!
Q: How do you make a Sardar ji laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Q: Why did the Sardar ji stare at frozen orange juice can for to
hours?
A: Because it said ‘concentrate’.
Q: How do you keep a Saradar ji busy?
A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: Why did 18 sardar ji go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!!
Q: Why did the sardar ji take his typewriter to the doctor ?
A: He thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.
Q: A saradar ji ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if
he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: “Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.”
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