Sardaar Ji Joke(s).....

Two sardarjis walked toward each other on a country road. One carried a burlap bag over his shoulder.
“Hey Bhai,” first sardarji drawled, “what’s in the bag?”
"Chickens, " was the reply.
“If I guess how many, can I have one?”
“You can have both of them.”
“OK,” first sardarji said. “Five.”


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OK, another one here.. Lemme know If you liked them, then I have more like these for you...

Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column Salary Expected : He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote: YES


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OK, another one here.. Let me know if you liked them, then I have more like these for you...

Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column Salary Expected : He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote: YES


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gizzy the jokes are good i will be reading them so yes u go ahead and write more....
looking forward to ur jokes.
take care
pakrose

Ek baari ek sardarjee zaroort-e-rishta main ishtihaar day rahe hotay hain. Farmaatay hain:

age: no bar
religion: no bar
race: no bar
education: no bar
sex: bar bar

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