ok i saw this joke on tv..lets see if i can write it in my own words..here it goes
ek indian plane main 5 log safar ker rahay thay..one doctor, one scientist, one 13 yr old kid, one old man and ek sardaar ji..pilot beyhosh ho jata hai..shayad uss nay bohut pee li thi..khair..now they all have to jump out the plane and they only have 4 parachutes..anyways doctor kehta hai k mulk ko meri bohut zaroorat hai so main to jump ker raha hoon..ek parachute lay ker jump ker deta hai..scientist sahab bhi yehi kehtay hain aur jump..sardaar ji kehtay hain k i dont know wether the country needs me or not but i need to jus save my life..woh bhi jump laga detay hain parachute lay ker..phir budha kehta hai bachay say k beta tumhari sari life parri hai tum lo aur jump laga do ..bacha kehta hai nahi aap bhi jump lagaye uncle ji..woh kehta hai beta but sirf ek hi parachute bacha hai ab to..woh kehta hai nahi nahi..hamaray paas 2 hain kyon k sardaar ji mera school bag lay ker jump laga gaye