A city cop was on his horse to cross the street when a little girl on her shiny bike stopped beside him.
Nice bike" Cop said " Did santa bring it to you ?
Yep" little girl said" he sure did
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl $5 ticked for safety voilation.
The cop said " Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it.
The young girl looked up at the Cop and said “Nice horse you got, did Sanata bring it to you?”
"Yes, he sure did " chuckled the Cop
The little girl looked up at the Cop and said, "Next year tell Sanata the D$#k goes underneath the horse, not on the TOP.
sorry if posted already 