At a football match ground. Santa: Ye log ball nu foot kyun maar rahe ne?
Boy: Goal karan lai.
Santa: Par ball tan pehlan hi gol hai hor kinni gol karangey.
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Santa saw a beautiful gal… he went and smooched her.
Gal - What are you doing?
Santa: Law, 4th semester from Punjab University.
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A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja…
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I didn't get the second joke ....
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