Santa Singh was relaxing on a beach when a woman asked him , “R u relaxing”.
Being very poor at grammar Santa Singh replied, “No. I"m Santa Singh”.
Another lady asked the same question Sardarji again gave the same answer.
When third time he was asked the question he decided to change his place.
While moving along he heard another lady asking Banta Singh the same question. Banta Singh replied, “Yes! I"m relaxing”
Santa rushed towards Banta slapped him hard said that " **OYEEEE TU YAHAN BETHA HAI… WAHAN SAB TUJHAY DHOONDH RAHAY HAIN" **
