Santa Singh was invited by his muslim friend Mr. Elahi for naming ceremony of his 4th son.
Mr. Elahi : Singh Saheb main aapne chauthe munde tha naanv ki rakhan ?
Santa Singh : Tussi pehle tin mundeyaan de naanv dasso.
Mr. Elahi : Barket-e-Elahi, Rehmet-e-Elahi, Mehboob-e-Elahi
Santa Singh (in deep thoghts and then utters) : Bas-Kar-aye-Elahi
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Source : Khushwant Singh Joke Books
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Re: Santa Singh and Mr. Elahi
Third son has a beautiful name.
Santa Singh and advertisment
*Santa Singh came to the office of The Hindustan Times to place an advertisement announcing his father's death. *
*"The rate is Rs. 560 per single column centimetre" the clerk told him. *
"Oye yeh kyaa mazaak hai main to lut jaaonga. *
*Mera pyo to 190 centimetre lamba tha".
Re: Santa Singh and Mr. Elahi
Totally
Re: Santa Singh Jokes [merged]
It's good but already heard the first one.