Santa Singh with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, " I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
" Oh Dear! " the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. “But ..what happened to your other ear?”
“The scoundrel called back.” 
very goodRe: Santa Singh CODE RED
Hah! :D