reasons why Santa can’t possibly be a man include:
-Men can’t pack a bag.
-Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet.
-Men aren’t interested in stockings unless some TV or Hollywood starlet is wearing them.
-Having to do the “Ho! Ho! Ho!” thing would seriously inhibit their ability to pick up women.
-Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a serious commitment.
Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love