Santa Singh got his promotion and become an officer in Punjab Government. To keep up with his status, he decided to speak only in English to all his subordinates. One morning, his peon peeped through the door to see if his boss was busy. Santa Singh noticed him and shouted, ‘Why are you outstanding! Please income.’
The collector asked Banta Singh for his rail ticket. Banta Singh searched his pockets but could not find it. ‘Never mind,’ reassured the collector, ’ I will take your word that you bought your ticket.’
‘That is very kind of you,’ replied Banta Singh, ‘but if I don’t find it, I want to know where to get off.’