Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.
Santa: O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di..?
Biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Exident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.
Santa: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Banta: Y?
Santa: Got upper berth.
Banta: Y did’nt u try to Xchnge?
Santa: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower berth..