Recently got in a chain of e-mails:
In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrr…
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it…stop it now!
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…dhuuuppp.
Boss : Where were you born ?
Santa : Punjab .
Boss : which part ?
Santa : Kya which part ? Whole body born in Punjab.
Santa & Banta were fixing a bomb in a car.
Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Banta : Dont worry, I have one more.
Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks Santa why you are removing wheel from your auto.
Santa : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
Santa got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
Santa joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked— Santa, what you did till evening.
Santa : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
On a romantic day Santa’s girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.
Santa : Ya sure, do you want landline or mobile.
Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur neeche gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I’m falling in love.
Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen ke abhi aaya.
Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated…
drank poison & said,
Ab kaato abb kaato, seb ke seb maroge!
Banta: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is “all India Radio!”
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu’s skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu’s skeleton when he was child
hilarious stuff..