We have our famous friend Santa Singh qualifying for the hot seat.
Amitabh Bachchan (AB) : OK Santa I congratulate you for this
opportunity here with us.
Santa : Oh ji Wahe guru da khalsa wahe guru di fatah. Chak denge phatte
aaj.
Tusi start karo ji.
AB : OK Santa this is your first question for 1000 Rs. which state has
the largest sikh population ? and your options are
A. Punjab
B. Punjab
C. Punjab
D. Punjab
Santa : Oh ji how much time do I’ve to answer this question
AB : Samay ki koi pabandhi nahi hai Santa ji, you can take your time
Santa (giggles) : Sir ji tricky sawaal puchha hai aapne. I wud like to
use my lifeline.
AB : I’m not surprised on this , which one wud U like to use.
Santa : Audience poll
AB : OK audience please be ready with your voting pads, and your time
starts now.
After a minute we have a graphic presentation on the board.
A. 25%
B. 25%
C. 25%
D. 25%
AB : Santa ji, this is a no good situation for you, I can share your
disgust here. Par kya karen janta to janardhan hoti hai. So you would
like to go with which option.
Santa : Yeh mere saath hi kyon hota hai. Fasa diya sirji aapki audience
ne. I
think I’ve to use my second lifeline - 50 50.
AB : Very good 50 50 ka istemal karna chahenge. Man me shanka ho to
lifeline zaroor istemal karni chahiye, mein sab ko yehi salah deta
hoon. (Getting closer to Santa and whispers in his ears ) Isi ke to paise
milte
hain mujhe.
(Aloud) OK computer ji do galat jawab mita diye jayen.
Computer displays A. Punjab and C. Punjab
Santa : Badi chalu machine hai aapki sar ji. Main choroonga nahi aaj
isko. Wahe guru de kasam mereko third life line bhi chahiye.
AB : Kamal hai Santa ji, I must congratulate you, YOu have broken a
record of using all the lifelines in the very first question. This is
great .
OK phone a friend - kisko phone karna chahen ge aap.
Santa : My one and only one mera langotiya yaar., Banta Singh.
AB : OK Banta ko phone lagaya jaye. Aap dono ikkathe he kam karte hai.
Santa : Oh nahi ji ham dono pechle 6 saal se 10th mein fail ho rahe
hain . Badi pakki yaari hai ji hamari, wahe guru de kasam.
Phone rings. Banta picks it " Hulloooooo, kon hai oye adi raati, ???"
AB : Hello Banta ji , mein Amitabh Bachhan bol raha hoon Star Plus ke
Kaun Banega Crorepati se.
Banta : OOOOOOOOOO Bachan ji Sasriyakal, koi hor hota to uski to mein
#$^$%$#$%$%$&. Ke hal chal he sar ji.
AB : Mein thik hoon Banta ji, par ye ek family show hai is liye aap
apshabdon ka prayog na karen to behtar hoga. Aapke dost yahaan bethe
hain mere saath aur…
Banta (Interrupts) : Aur wo sala pehle hi question pe atak gaya hoga,
khota hai sala. Sawal pucho ji.
AB : Aapko sirf tees second .,… chaliye mein aapko special
case ke
tarah treat karte hue 1 minute doonga. Aur aapka samay shuru hota hai aab.Santa : Oye bante ke ho raya hai yaar ??
Banta : oye ullu de dum, saale bahar se taala laga gaya khote. Sawere
dud wala aaya si, paise mang raya si, aur khotya tu meri kameez pehen
gaya.
Sale chakki se aata lana tha, tera baap laye ga.
AB : Santa ji kya kar rahe hain samay khatam ho raha hai.
Santa : Yes Yes. Oye chor usay yaar question hai …
(he tells him the quetion).
Banta : Saale sari zindagi tere nakal mar ke fail hota raha hoon, par
iska answer mujhe aata hai. Kalank hai tu Punjab ke naam pe . Iska
answer Punjab hai lallu.
Santa : oye par … (and the clock stops).
AB : Samay khatam, aapke mitr ne jawab de diya hai , ab to mujhe pakka
confidence hai ke aap kam se kam 1000 to le ke jayenge hi aaj.
Santa : Ullu ka patha hai ji, ye to mujhe bhi pata hai par sale ne yeh
to batya nahin ke A hai ya C hai.
And this was the last episode of KBC
omg ... hehehehehehehehee .. ch ch ch yarrrr...
Never frown, even when your are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
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hey, nice signature confuzed!
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“saari raat kahaani suntay rahay aur subah uth kar poocha ke ZULEKHA mardd ya auratt”
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khair, shukriya shukriya .. (karna para hay jaldi say warna sajal aur humera kay baad ab cat ka dandaa paray ga)
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hehheeheh ..
khair, mera apna hota original to JHUK kar tareef kerta .. par kamar main dard hay (burhaapay ka asar) iss liyay mazzratt..
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Never frown, even when your are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
LOL LOL LOL !!!
i just love sardar jokes
wo bhee yahi keh kar hanstay hongay
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Never frown, even when your are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
Yeah I reckon Sardar Jee jokes have got to be the best!!!!!!!!!
SARDAR SHERAZ SINGH & SARDAR SHERYY BA BA SINGH JI
Two sardarjis who were pilots tried to land an airplane in the states.
They start descending and as they touch the ground one pilot screamed to
the other pilot…“Get the airplane up, the runway is ending…” The
second pilot swiftly gets the plane back up in the air… They make a
big
turn and start descending again. The moment they touch the ground the
pilot screamed again “Get the plane up, the runway is ending..” The
second
pilot swiftly gets the plane back up in the air… They make a big turn
and started descending again…This process goes on again and again…
During their fourth descent the pilot says: “Look at those stupid
Americans , they build this huge and expensive airport with such a short
runway…,” “I know” answers the second pilot, “But look how wide they
made it…”
"The greatest trick that the devil played was to convince that he doesn’t exist"movie-Usual Suspect
Ooyee, ha ha ... both jokes are gggoooood