Santa: Doctor, I think that I’ve bitten by a vampire.
Dr.Banta: Drink this glass of water.
Santa: Will it make me better?
Dr.Banta: “No, but I’ll be able to see if your neck leaks.”
Santa in a Interview
Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of good.
Santa : Bad.
Interviewer : Come
Santa : Go.
Interviewer : Ugly.
Santa : Pichhli.
Interviewer : U G L Y?
Santa : P I C H H L I !!!
Interviewer : Shut Up.
Santa : Keep Talking.
Interviewer : Get Out.
Santa : Come In.
Interviewer : Oh my God.
Santa : Oh my Devil.
Interviewer : YOU ARE REJECTED.
Santa : I am Selected. BALLE BALLLE… 