Sanjeeda PaGaL !?!?

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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slaaaaamz all.

Take a L

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K @ This… after reading this agar aap bhi aik sanjeeda pagal na bun gay to mera naam bhi Uzee nahi

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~SANJEEDA PAGAL~

Pagal khaaney ka doctor ney(new) daahil honai waley mareezon ka Mua’ina ker reha tha. Aik pagal ussay sanjeeda aur Khush-mand nazar aaya. Doctor ne uss sey puchha “Tumhain yehaan kiun laya geya hai? Tum to achhey haasey ho”
Pagal ne jewaab diya.. " Jenaab mein sehat mund hoon theek! drasel huwa yeh k mein ne aik aurat se shaadi ker li, jiss ki aik 18 saal ki jewaan baiti thi. Wo bhi apni ma’an k saath merey ghar mein rehnay legi.
Itafaq se wo larki merey baap ko pasand aa gayi aur uss ney uss larki k saaath nikah ker liya.uss din se meri BIWI merey baap ki saas bun gayi. Kuch ersay k baad meri bIWI ki larki (jo merey baap ki biwi thi)k haan aulaad hui.Yeh becha rishtay mein mera bhaii huwa, kiun k wo merey baap ka larka tha.

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Magar idher meri biwi ka newaasa bhi huwa.

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Goya mein apney bhaaii ka nana bun geya. Kuch dinon baad meri BIwI k haan bhi becha huwa. Uss din se merey baap ki biwi, sotailey bhaii ki behan ho gaye. Magar wo uus ki daadi bhi ho gayi kiun k wo uus k shohar , yaani merey baap ka pota tha us terah mera becha, apni daadi ka bhai bun geya. Ab zera sochiey doctor sahib, meri sotaili maan , yaani meri biwi ki beti, merey betay ki behan bhi ho gayi to mera beta mera mamoon bun geya..aur mein uus ka bhanjha , jubkey mein khud uss ka nana bhi hoon aur meray baap ka larka , jo meri biwi ki larki ka beta hai wo mera bhai bhi aur mera newaasa bi…!!!

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Itna sunany k baad doctor ne dono haathon sey apna sar pakra aur cheekh uthha ." Buss her, Khuda k liyey buss ker, werna mein pagal ho jayoon ga"!!!

So Guppies…Kiya aap ka bhi iss doctor ki terha haal huwa ya nahin…?

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kia pagal tha…

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good one Uzzzzeeeeeeee

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j/k huh
don’t mind

btw Uzee you 4get too soon eh…what’s the matter why no more call… called you twice girl no reply

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ne ways take care

Keep

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KH

“The only way to have a friend is to be one.”

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kickazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz .. ahahahahahahahaah .. i was looking for this joke for like 7 years .. finally found it (red it in the TALEEM O TARBIYAT) and since then i wanted it to save it. . but never found it and nobody knew the details .

hey akif.. yara u might want this in ur forum

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Never frown, even when your are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

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I thought that was a Southren Joke??

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Heard it into anothre format, but still
very funny…thankx for sharing

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the version i have is as follows

*:: Fathers eyes *

Many, many years ago
When I was twenty three,
I got married to a widow,
Pretty as could be.

This widow had a grown-up daughter
With flowing hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
And soon the two were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
Now my daughter was my mother,
For she was my father’s wife.

To complicate the matters worse,
Although it brought me joy.
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.

For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
To the widow’s grown-up-daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother.

Father’s wife then had a son,
Who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson,
For he was my daughter’s son,

My wife is now my mother’s mother
And it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife,
She’s my grandma too.

If my wife is my grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it,
It simply drives me wild.

For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw.
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa!

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omg

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Its not the bullet tat kills u, its the hole…

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nice joke