**An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet. **
**He says, “Lady, if this vacuum cleaner doesn’t do wonders cleaning this up, I’ll eat every chunk of it.” **
**She turns to him with a smirk and says, " Do You want ketchup on that?" **
**The salesman says, “Why do you ask that ?” **
She says, “We just moved in and we haven’t got the electricity turned on yet…”
