Honda?? Hondai?? I don't get that joke. I really don't find it funny, my urdu isn't that bad.
Honday = { hay }
I used to work with this guy , His wife was back home , every morning he would come he would be smelling like salan. I was team lead so I was told by people to ask him to use some cologne before coming to work. I knew what was the problem. Every morning he would cook food for lunch before coming to work and that too when he was all ready for work. So I asked him to cook food first. Take a Shower , change and put some deodorant and cologne and then come to work. He was a smart chap but being from a pind he did not know better, so he followed my advice and from next day on the complaining stopped.
Do you still work as a project manager / team leader ?
Refer to this thread to find out which GS member does what :
http://www.paklinks.com/gs/career-academics/291020-ur-designation-organization-2.html
Re: Salan wali aunties
ive never know for a pakistanis to smell of salan, but indians and bangladehis they have a really strong smell dont u think?
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I like Pepsi better 
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I have little kids coming to Qur’an class at the masjid smelling of salans… oh man 
Even their notebooks and bags smell of salan. And when their parents drop them off, there’s smell of salan in the air around the drop off area…
So Rodney Dangerfield marhoom was right about the cabs in NY smelling like curry ? 
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very Funny thread