Saddam Hussein’s Helpful Invasion Tips
10.Don’t phone ahead.
9.Start with something easy-like France
8.Make sure every body uses the rest room before
your armored columns rumble across international
borders.
7.Don’t feed the raccoons at KOA campsites.
6.Nerve gas
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on’t leave home without it.
5.If Nightline calls for an interview, make sure
Ted Koppel’s doing the interview, not Forrest
Sawyer.
4.Take along a gift for your host-for example, a
puppet regime.
3.Point out that people liked the British invasion
of the '60s.
2.Plenty of change for tollbooths.
1.Don’t stop to make prank calls.
“even if u r not hungry just be greedy”