1 dafa sardar ji ko call aee 
aur sardar ji ne phone uthaya aur kaha kon???
tu dosri taraf se awaz aii may bool raha hoo
tu sardar jii ne bola k kamal ho gaya
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ithay b mai hi bol raha hoon…
Re: sadar ji......
I think I have heard this one before.
**Judge to Sardar Je: “Are you the defendant in this case?”
Sardar Je: “No Sir! I have hired a lawyer to do the defending. I am the guy who did it!!!”**
**Sardar. I Love you ka matlab batao?
Girl. Main tum sy pyar krti hoon.
Sardar. Zara si baat kya poch li hai tum to free hi ho gai ho!**
**Sardar ne KFC phone kia:
“Hello KFC!!!**
** 1 Zinger Burger!
1 spicy rice!
1 french fries!
Bhaij do!”
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** KFC: “kis k naam pe?”**
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Sardar:bhllya logo “Wahii Guru je k naam pe!”**