sadar ji......

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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Teacher to Sardar: “Where were U born?”:naraz:

Sardar: In Tiruvanantapuram.:AID:

Teacher: Spell it?:aq:

Sardar: (after thinking)
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              BOSS.....................:emmy:

Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k:fraudia:

Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k…but? ?:pcg:

how much is DRIVING salary…?:hayaa:
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Sardar ji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.:snooty:

His wife asked what you are doing.:asa:

He said I am seeing how I look while sleeping. :bizz:
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*** One day a bus gets an accident which were filled up with some sardar jis.

Then one of the Saradar ji starts to cry very loudly saying I have lost my hand, I have lost my hand…

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After the accident one of the survived sardar ji says to him, “why are you crying control yourself,…

don’t cry,…

see that man has lost his head but he hasn’t utter even a single word,
how silent he is…”** :smack:
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Re: sadar ji......

What religon are you andaraste?

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Re: sadar ji......

very nice

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ALHAMDOLILLAH m muslim and m proud to b so…:blush:

but if u dont mind,:halo:may i know y u askd???

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thanx for appreciation.....:D

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hahaha… Oh my… thankyou so much for these fire-crackers. here’s one more…

Sardar ji visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. The Chinese friend says to sardarji: “Chin yu yan.” and then dies. Sardarji goes to china to find the meaning of his friend’s last words.

and discovers it means: YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!

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ek baar 1 sardar khana kha raha tha…:daaghu2:
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ab kya sardar sukh sai khana bhi nahin kha sakta!!!:CareBear:

jaan lay laina BECHAARAY SARDAR KI…:aj:

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@DARING V:

THANX ji...............

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DEATHS THAT MADE EVEN TOP DOCTORS WONDER...

This case happened in a hospital’s Intensive care ward where Patients
always died in the same bed and on all Sunday morning at 11a.m,
regardless of their medical condition.:konfused:

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to
do with the supernatural.:devil: No one could solve the mystery as to why the
deaths took place at 11 AM.

So a world-wide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down
to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next
Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m. all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves.:gizzy:

what the terrible phenomenon was all about…
Just when the clock struck 11…:emmy:

and then…

then…

then…:vivo:

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Santa Singh,…

the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and
Unplugged the life support system & plugged in the vacuum cleaner.:smilestar::CareBear:

wafa ki raah mein wo aitbaar mangta tha...
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:D

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Sardar made a call to airport.

Asked, "How long is the journey from Punjab to America ?"

Receptionist: "One second Sir.."

Sardar: "Ok, thank you" :CareBear:

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A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question -:barbie:

Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?:aj:

Sardar- Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.:CareBear::dhimpak:

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Sardarji, tell me …, what is the meaning of SMS ?:5:

Sardar angrily said, i know -:aj:

it means…

S - Sardaron ke

M - Mazak udane ki

S - Service:woho::barbie:

Voice of Sindh
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ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SARDAR:AID: AND SARDAR DENIED:vivo:
SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY,

WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES..:konfused:

MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD,

MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI ,

MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON.:CareBear:
SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!:barbie:

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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.:snooty:

Servant: It’s already raining.

Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.:smack:

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Sardar ji is filling up a job application:rule:

He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.

Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED:konfused:

After much thought he writes:

Yes:mocking: :kursi:

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Re: sadar ji......

Lols

How tweet are you? - The GS tweet challenge! II
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Pappu, while filling up a form:

Dad, what should I write for mother

tongue.?

Santa: :smack:

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Sardar Building Se Gira…

Doctor Said: He is Dead.:teary2:

Sardar Suddenly Wake Up & Said:

Main Zinda Hoon.:cheer:

Sardars Wife:

**Tu Peya Reh Tenu Doctor Nalo Bohta Pata Aae..! **:smilestar: